{"id":80,"date":"2023-01-07T14:07:27","date_gmt":"2023-01-07T14:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.franwashgossip.club\/?p=80"},"modified":"2023-01-07T14:09:59","modified_gmt":"2023-01-07T14:09:59","slug":"towel-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.franwashgossip.club\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Towel Story!"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"80\" class=\"elementor elementor-80\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-dd0f9e5 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"dd0f9e5\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-ae9846d\" data-id=\"ae9846d\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-35c1950 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"35c1950\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.9.2 - 21-12-2022 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#818a91;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#818a91;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p><strong style=\"color: var( --e-global-color-text ); font-family: var( --e-global-typography-text-font-family ), Sans-serif; font-size: 1rem;\">Fran rarely got to wash bath towels because Max did not think that such materials were worthy of being washed by Fran. And, even when Fran did wash a bath towel or two she found them quite boring with little to gossip about. This was hardly surprising because, as Fran understood it, they got to dry someone once a day after a shower or bath which people seemed to do alone. They thus overheard little conversation or witnessed much action. Apart from that, bath towels spent the remainder of their time just hanging around on some hook or rack getting dry. But one morning Fran was in for a surprise! A customer named Trevor walked into the laundromat with washing instead of \u2013 as usual \u2013 his wife.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Max: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHello Trevor! How is your wife?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Trevor:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe is fine. She has gone to see her sick mother for a few days\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><em>Max:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou must miss her?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Trevor:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. But she will soon return and we can continue our happy life together.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Max: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs there anything in the washing that needs special care?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Trevor laughed: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey are just bath towels. They are only ever used by me and my wife. Nothing interesting there. No need for special treatment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Max to Fran after Trevor had left:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think that you can wash these towels today Fran. A special wash for Trevor and his wife. I wish that I had a wife. I have even heard that some men shower together with their wives. I think that I would like that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cJust bath towels\u201d, Fran thought to herself as she began the wash and decided not to try and engage in conversation. But, Fran could not resist it when she heard the towels start talking to each other. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>One of the towels to the other:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you hear what Trevor said! Only ever used by him and his wife!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Fran:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs your bathroom nice? I know so little about bathrooms because I rarely get to wash towels.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Second towel:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt is nice. I am used by Trevor\u2019s wife, but she has gone to see her sick mother for a few days. Trevor was really happy. He brought a strange woman to our bathroom and they had sex in the shower.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>First towel:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat was a new experience for us. But, what they talked about was even more interesting. Trevor that his wife would not be coming back because he had done something to \u2018brakes on the car\u2019 and she would die. We don\u2019t know what \u2018brakes on the car\u2019 means, but it did not sound good.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Fran: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know! I get to wash all sorts of clothes from all sorts of people who are Max\u2019s favorite customers. Trevor wants his wife to be killed in a car crash.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>The towels were quite for a moment, before the towel used by Trevor\u2019s wife said:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt sounds like I will be drying the new strange woman everyday. Anyway, I don\u2019t care. I only want that she hangs me to dry on a rack instead of a hook. Hooks hurt too much\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cBath towels are so unsentimental\u201d, thought Fran as she concluded the wash. After the towels had been in a dryer. Max took the towels out of Fran and put them in a dryer. After they were dry, Max put them in a bag with a \u201cTrevor Clever\u201d name tag on it. But, Trevor did not come when expected. It was only a week later that a policeman came to the laundromat and asked Max some questions about Trevor Clever\u2019s wife and any washing that she had left there.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Policeman to Max:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe died in a car crash when its brakes failed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>The policeman looked inside the washing bag and said: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOnly towels! No story here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Max:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cTrevor must be very sad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Policeman:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaybe. But he will be even more sad when I am finished with him\u201d.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fran rarely got to wash bath towels because Max did not think that such materials were worthy of being washed by Fran. 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