{"id":31,"date":"2023-01-06T13:20:07","date_gmt":"2023-01-06T13:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.franwashgossip.club\/?p=31"},"modified":"2023-01-06T14:42:49","modified_gmt":"2023-01-06T14:42:49","slug":"white-stains-on-red-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.franwashgossip.club\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"White Stains on Red Dress"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"31\" class=\"elementor elementor-31\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-cf07a80 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"cf07a80\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-67d75d6\" data-id=\"67d75d6\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-99a8a10 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"99a8a10\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.9.2 - 21-12-2022 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#818a91;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#818a91;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p><\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"color: var( --e-global-color-text ); font-family: var( --e-global-typography-text-font-family ), Sans-serif; font-size: 1rem;\">Max was leaning on Fran, his favorite washing machine in his laundromat and, as often the case, was talking to her about his \u201cvery nice\u201d customers when one of them rushed in.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Well-dressed young woman said to Max as she took a red cocktail dress out of a bag:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHi Max, I am in a desperate hurry! Could you please do this quickly? There is a stain here. I was at a work function last night and somebody must have spilt something on it. I can\u2019t get it out. I need the dress for another function tonight. I need it in half an hour. No later than 7pm.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Max:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHi Marsha! No problem. I \u2026 \u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>The young woman left before Max could say any more. After removing the stain Max put the dress in Fran. &nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Fran was about to introduce herself when the red cocktail dress spoke first:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWork function! Ha! She went to a bar last night by herself, saying something about \u2018last chance for some fun\u2019. She found a man at the bar and they went back to her apartment. She was still wearing me when they had sex \u2013 and he left a white stain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Fran: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have heard this type of story from many dresses that I have washed. Many of them have lots of experience with white stains. How long have you been off-the-shop-rack and with your wearer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Red cocktail dress:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cTwo days.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Fran:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Quick sex?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Red cocktail dress: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI suppose. But, I don\u2019t know for sure. This was my first time! They both fell asleep soon after. And what could I do? I could only lay there! This morning she got into a panic. She asked to him to leave \u2018now\u2019, and then began cleaning everything. But she only saw this white stuff on me when she wanted to wear me again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Fran:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have heard many such stories before. I have been here for nearly 20 years, so I can tell you lots. But, sometimes, after the dresses I get to wash the trousers and they often tell a different story. Human life is very complex. They have this thing called \u2018feelings\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Red cocktail dress: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are feelings?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Fran: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\u201cI do not exactly know, but I like Max a lot and he likes me, and I think this is \u2018feelings\u2019. I am not young and not the best washing machine in this laundry, but he keeps me. And, I like it when he talks to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Red cocktail dress: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cMmnn. I don\u2019t think that I like Marsha.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Fran:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, right now the most important thing is that I get you clean. Yes, I think that the stain is gone! But we can\u2019t stop now. There is a cycle \u2013 a sort of procedure \u2013 we have to follow. We must continue for another fifteen minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Max took the dress from the washing machine, examined it, and said: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell done Fran. 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